Stright Up Funk Lyrics & Chords By The Five

Frogbashers, Frogbashers, Frogbashers, dirty bastards, Frogbashers, Frogbashers, Frogbashers, filthy f***ers. (This is chanted in the background throughout) I know they eat snails,...read more

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber, Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus Beer...read more

I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year, It were half a crown then fer buy me beer, But they closed it down fer redecorate, They said we'll knock a wall down, Change bar...read more

Close your legs love, your meat smells. But it keeps the flies off me chips. I took the crack to the flicks just the other night, We were groating on the barrow, everything were...read more

I used to be disgusting, now I'm just obscene, I lick the feet of lamp posts where dogs have recently been. I loiter in the pet shop, I loiter with intent, I loiter near the...read more