The Best Uncensored Crank Call Lyrics & Chords By Crank Yankers

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and...read more

Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the...read more