The Geek Never Gets The Girl Lyrics & Chords By Rob Paravonian

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables...read more

Hello? Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me? No, the game's on. Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there We like sports and we don't care who knows From shooting...read more

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love ...read more

Gary now I know i was wrong i mest up and now youre gone Gary i'm sorry I negleted you oh i never expected you to run away and leave me feeling disinty youre my miow right now...read more

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it...read more