Unoriginal Lyrics & Chords By Rob Paravonian

(Introduction, spoken:) I do have a cause, though, it is obscenity. I'm for it! Thank you. Unfortunately, the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it,...read more

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it...read more

Why did you leave me girl? I don’t understand … is it because I killed your dad? Oh, it is! Oh, I see … *uhm* *ah* I guess this sorta makes sense … *uhm* … *dididi* ...read more

Men are like vows Because they're easily broken Women are like cows Because they both have vaginas I said, men are like muzzles Because they'll try to shut you up No, no,...read more

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And I'd love to be Mister...read more