Video Game Doctor Lyrics & Chords By Pete Holmes

And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse When, 3 years ago, they hired MTV to do the Halftime Show And you know why would you hire MTV to do music? MTV has nothing...read more

I did some shows in Mexico. And like everywhere I go as soon as I checked into my hotel room I immediately hang the “Do not disturb!” sign on mu door Or for the Spanish...read more

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had. I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters. Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal....read more

You always want head. We love it. We always have to watch, right. Right. And if you've got a lot of hair we fucking turn into Vidal Sasoon All of a sudden. We got like scrunchies,...read more

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid Used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid commercials? Where that, no, that talking...read more