Wealth Gap Lyrics & Chords By Last Week Tonight With John Oliver

Got into an argument this morning with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard- "Snap, Crackle, Fuck Him". I don't know which one of them said it, y'know. I was reaching for the...read more

Please use this song in your commercial Please use this song in your commercial I need the money, so please use this to sell something Please use this song in your commercial A...read more

Women are stupid and I don't respect them That's right, I just have sex with them Show me your genitals, your genitals Show me your genitals, genitalia Show me your...read more

It's nice to see you. It's nice. Let's, err... Let's talk about some shit. I just want to start a conversation that way. Let's get right to the target. ...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more