What Sex Is That Thing? Lyrics & Chords By Jim Norton

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... ...read more

So this is outer space What a lovely place I can't wait to tell the human race Hello alien will you be my friend Wait there's something I can't comprehend It's not outer...read more

There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways. There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes...read more

I see rocky mountains and great lakes Stood beneath a redwood tree But wherever I go my heart aches For a place called Tennessee Oh come with me Where the Whiskey flows like...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more