You & Me (things That Come Off Of Your Body) Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice...read more

(Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't.) Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and...read more

When I was a little kid I thought I wanted to be a fireman. I think a lot of guys- Did you wanna be a fireman when you were a little kid? People ask you.What do you want to be? I...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a...read more

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put...read more