Nerd Porn Auteur Lyrics & Chords By Ernie Cline

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper, I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone, I said "Who's that at half past three?"...read more

My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope...read more

When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal "P" They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability No eyes could ever soak in all the places you...read more

When I met you in that airport bar, brown shoes, brown suit, brown tie, black socks, vodka and Clamato juice in your gruff hand, I thought to myself "Wow, what a looker." When I...read more

Man strecht die linke Arm ein Die linke Arm aus Ein, Aus, Ein, Aus, Man schwenchtes alles um Man macht das Hokey Cokey Und man drecht sich herum Das ist die ganze Sache Ja,...read more