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If you are at campsite here is lesson you should learn Do not walk in fire or your feet will melt and burn If you catch on fire this is to remember most Drop and roll around on...read more

(Dialogue) Hey-ey, I went to the doctor, nobody home So I, I called up the hot-line, I wait for the tone You see I, met me a woman, yeah, took me home Gave me some strange...read more

(You know, here at Charlie's Tavern, I stay mighty busy making drinks. But the phone, it never stops ringing. I love tending bar, this job is really great. My customers are thirsty...read more

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead And his name was.. I didn't know what his name was, So we just called him "Fred" He was ridin'...read more

It was a terrible day. My legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. I didn't know what to do. My eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. It was...read more