First Leftfielders Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical,...read more

And now a word from our sponsor: the Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course. Ever since I took this Evelyn Woodhead Sped Riddin' course, my riddin' has im-provved one hunert...read more

Aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day ...read more

I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it, A...read more

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more