New News Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

happy birthday

by: "weird al" yankovic

lovers in a dangerous time

by: barenaked ladies

absolutely bill's mood

by: they might be giants

tiny town

by: the dead milkmen

lock 'n load

by: denis leary

t'mershi duween

by: frank zappa

the window up above

by: george jones

high rollers

by: ice-t

too fast

by: jon lajoie

behind my camel

by: primus

mudbone goes to hollywood

by: richard pryor

a letter to santa

by: bob rivers

sister mary elephant

by: cheech & chong

salt and pepper nutsack

by: bobcat goldthwait

you can't get bitter

by: bill hicks

flipper & gentle ben

by: brian regan

medium man song

by: mike birbiglia

baby / kitty porn

by: brian posehn

when did shrapnel become a fashion accessory?

by: bill engvall

imprisonment

by: lenny bruce