The Horror Of New York City Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon. Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hangin outta car...read more

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

I leave you with an article from the paper that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening i think, when your thinking about all these problem I cant...read more