The Slob Avatar Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

I'm glad you hurt your hand I'm glad you hurt your hand (Stop it) I'm glad you hurt your hand And I'm glad you hurt your hand (Leave me alone) I'm glad you...read more

Did you see that clip they were like showing the other day on uh ESPN or whatever. They were showing like the best crazy accidents or something. It was like the best of the worst...read more

Nobody believed I could be so kind Took in a homeless man And eased his mind (I'm in debt to you) Shh, this isn't a duet He once had a jar Where he kept his pee He...read more