The Museum Of Spam Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

im inspired... ohhhh, by the day i look at myself i ask... my self why? ohhh ohhh i got this undercontrol im going to get this on a rooollll ...read more

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Abraham Lincoln, we get it you're tall You don't need the hat too Or maybe you do Mother Teresa, two words: B.O. She was nice I'll give her that But she didn't smell like a...read more

Yo, yo, this is Chris Rock You heard my man He ain't on no commercial shit The O.D.B. It ain't the Young D.B. It's the Ol' D.B. That old shit This ain't the Embry-O D.B. ...read more