Bent Cigs Lyrics & Chords By Buzz Hawkins

This is a song. This is a new song. This is through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel. The Lunchlady. Woke up in the Mornin', put on my new plastic glove. ...read more

Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you didn't do A...read more

Now let me tell of a shop that fills me with dread It's blue and it's yellow but I always see red It's a furniture store that makes me want to shout 'Cos once you've entered, you...read more

Noow Ladies and Gentlemen The English language Y'know, it's there to be used, not abused Well, there's folks out there, let me tell you They're just downright lazy Let me...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more