Easy Not To Do Things Lyrics & Chords By John Mulaney

If you call yourself a diva you better be a singer and not somebody cutting me in line. Oooh If you call yourself a diva you better sing a solo and not be someone...read more

[Scratches in] Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out. [Crowd laughs] ...read more

Hey hey, Rachel dear How I wish that you were here. see you. ...read more

Thanks for comin' to my show, And listenin to me talking about panda bears, And brown bears and puffins, I hope you learned some important life lessons like, Porn destroys...read more

*crowd cheer* Thank you, thank you Thank you very much Uh, thank you. Hello, everybody I mean, by everybody I mean, uh, you guys I mean everybody who's here I shouldn't say...read more