Jewish Girls Lyrics & Chords By John Mulaney

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

[Scratches in] Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out. [Crowd laughs] ...read more

I've always wanted to uh. upper cut a punkass. And send him flying onto a table, preferably with a cake or a bowl of punch on it. And then it would break, and this would take...read more

Do you agree with that? Are you gonna be using that? Do you know a couple of gir- ...read more